Rise and shine blogger!

Wow, hello! I appear to have not even posted on this blog for quite some time now. The whole 'frequently posting' thing just got shot to hell then. So now I am not even going to bother promising to keep frequently posting or making sure everyone is updated regularly about my life, I'll just post when I want to fucking post, OK? Well, it's about a week into the summer holidays after my first year of GSCE's. Yay! I have no idea what interesting things to say so I'll make a joke.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

Hahaha, that was hilarious wasn't it? Not particularly. In fact, quite offensive and just plain cruel to some people. The really awkward thing is that my sociology teacher told me this joke. It certainly wasn't out of spite and rudeness, it was to make a point on a topic of domestic abuse during a lesson. I'm sure you can work out that it became pretty awkward after that...

I haven't gotten out of the house much since I broke up from school for the holidays. I went to the cinema with a few friends earlier this week, and today I went out to buy some gifts for my brother's birthday. Woah, such exhausting work, I know. I do need to get out more. Nice to be back on blogger though!