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Sunday, 31 July 2011

My new blog idea! Fuck yeah!

After quite a while of searching I have thought of my new blog idea finally. I will not say much about it apart from it shall be somewhat school/GCSE related. Do not think it will be very educational though, it certainly won't be. I will be making it soon and a link to it shall be posted on this blog for anyone to go visit. For any of my viewers that are reading this from my Facebook link, I will also be linking that one too.

My brother's birthday went well today. Lots of presents, lots of fun, and over a grand in birthday money! Holy crap! I suppose it is his 21st, but still, where is my money...? :(

Happy Birthday, Bro!

It's is my brother's 21st birthday today! Woo! 21!!

Happy birthday Josh, I hope it's a good one.

Technorati!!

I am putting my blog on the Technorati blog directory. Ignore this as it is a verification post for Technorati.

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Getting more views!

I have attempted to widen my audience by putting up more relevant tags and posting more links on various websites. It has seemed to have worked! To about 5 people. Come on people! I need more readers. Even if you express a mild interest, please follow this blog or email it to friends. If all of my viewers/readers get more of you on this blog, it will increase the popularity well and I will be forever grateful. The more people that read, the higher quality my posts shall be. Also any suggestions on improving will also help.

I am still in dire need to get more ideas for a new and more interesting blog. Any stimulus or inspiration any of you can give me will be credited in the blog. :)

Saturday, 30 July 2011

An update of my day so far.

For quite a lot of today I have been obsessed with the very famous 'Failblog'.  I spent a good hour or so watching video after video of these things. They are hilarious. How some of these people fail I do not know. There was one guy with an advert for some kind of super mop which seemed amazing. My first thoughts were about how it would go wrong. About a minute and a half in I thought that it was amazing, no fail to be seen, until finally at the end he says "and the spill is still good enough to drink". Um, say what now?

I have also been fairly recently scanning across Julian Smith's channel. I love this guy, he is hilarious! His latest video of Jeffery moving out made me laugh quite a bit, and I was in bed and really tired too. How this guy makes such amazing videos, has such good humor and thinks up all of these wonderfully creative and funny characters is beyond me. If none of you guys know who the hell I am talking about, look him up on YouTube, he is a true inspiration to all YouTube-rs in a similar field. He's even one of the people who inspired my friend to make BlueeLlama.

Playing a game earlier today I came across two guys on the internet fighting. Already a very silly and unnecessary thing to be doing. One of them just so happened to call the other the term 'noob', to which the other man replied 'YOUR MOM'S A NOOB'. The first one simply commented back saying 'you mad bro?' Now I have actually seen this phrase used quite a lot within internet or even real life arguments. How is this clever? It just shows your immaturity and how you care not about anything that others say in a decent argument. Granted, it did make me laugh but that's besides the point I am trying to make here.

So all round a good day, lots of laughter to be had. Anything to make me laugh is good I guess. Still thinking of a blog to make. I seriously need to start searching for good ideas, I have absolutely none...

My friend's YouTube videos.

My friend, Ashley, is currently conducting an ongoing hobby of making some videos on YouTube. This channel is called Blueellama and he makes what is generally comic videos. It hasn't been very active as whenever we want to get anyone together to make them, not everyone is available. So check it out, perhaps subscribe or like some videos, more of them will be coming soon. He is even planning out to make one today so make sure to check back for that one it is supposed to be really good.

BlueeLlama YouTube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/BlueeLlama

P.S. I'm in the Playing With Guns video! (The one with the gun, not the small one!)

A new template, hooray!

After quite a while of a boring simple template on my blog, I have now got a new one! To be honest I doubt that it will entice anyone into reading this blog anymore than they did but it still looks a bit nicer and a bit more professional. If any of you don't approve or have another suggestion for my template then please contact me to tell me, I am happy to accept suggestions and comments.

Still no good ideas on what to make for a blog so until that happens I will simply have to keep this one going in attempt to get some viewers. *Sigh* I really don't think I will.

Let's lighten the mood with a joke!
What do you call a man with one arm hanging off a cliff with an itchy bum?
Agony.

To be honest, I'd probably call him some help. Standing there and mocking him would just be cruel. Oh well, it's only a joke. So my attempts at any humor appear to fail quite badly. So what? Who cares anyway?

What to blog?

I have spent the past half hour or so trying to search for and think of something to make a blog about. So far I have sadly come up with nothing. I find the idea of frequently posting on a blog for friends, family and random strangers to read strangely fulfilling and appealing to me. The one main problem with this though is indeed finding something to blog about. I have thought about writing game reviews, I tried a blog about things that annoy me, I even thought of trying to make a funny blog but I have absolutely no idea what about. Any idea I think of gets shot to hell. I shall keep thinking and keep anyone reading this crap updated about it, but in the meantime, if anyone reading this could think of something, please send me some ideas. I will be most grateful and a mention of credit shall be put in the blog.

Thursday, 28 July 2011

Rise and shine blogger!

Wow, hello! I appear to have not even posted on this blog for quite some time now. The whole 'frequently posting' thing just got shot to hell then. So now I am not even going to bother promising to keep frequently posting or making sure everyone is updated regularly about my life, I'll just post when I want to fucking post, OK? Well, it's about a week into the summer holidays after my first year of GSCE's. Yay! I have no idea what interesting things to say so I'll make a joke.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

Hahaha, that was hilarious wasn't it? Not particularly. In fact, quite offensive and just plain cruel to some people. The really awkward thing is that my sociology teacher told me this joke. It certainly wasn't out of spite and rudeness, it was to make a point on a topic of domestic abuse during a lesson. I'm sure you can work out that it became pretty awkward after that...

I haven't gotten out of the house much since I broke up from school for the holidays. I went to the cinema with a few friends earlier this week, and today I went out to buy some gifts for my brother's birthday. Woah, such exhausting work, I know. I do need to get out more. Nice to be back on blogger though!